ich spar mir mal die übersetzung von folgendem witz:

A married couple were lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short intervals before turning back to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. "The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing ?"

Seconds before his death he says...

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."

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"Manchmal kommt der weiße Mann in unser Lager und will Land von uns kaufen. Er bietet ein Papier, dass er Geld nennt. Er sagt es ist wertvoll. Doch ich sage: Werft eine Handvoll Erde von unserem Land und eine Handvoll von seinem Papier in ein Feuer. Was am schnellsten verbrennt, hat den geringsten Wert."

~ Weucha - Sioux ~